Posted By: Shawn On: January 5, 2009
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I got into a fight with my sister while I was home for break. She’s short and fat and she sat on top of me with her fat butt and cracked my left rib. I’m sitting in a stupid meeting right now and I’m dying. I can’t sit in any comfortable position. I can’t breathe. The Ikki Twins are useless.

With Love, Meg

Your vagina has teeth?!
I can see Kate’s nipple
Kelly Brook’s crotch
Tila Tequila opens her mouth too much
Wohoo!

Posted in: Meet The V-Listers, Uncategorized

Tags: cleavage, Sexy, The Ikki Twins

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Posted By: Shawn On: January 5, 2009
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Last night there was some pipe that burst on the corner of my street. The entire street was flooded. The city people spent a good few hours banging away at the cement and it did nothing other than make a whole bunch of noise. When the banging stopped (that’s what she said) I took a peep out my window. There was about 8 homeless dudes taking a bath. I bet if Tila Tequila were there she would’ve gotten in the middle a made out with them all. That, I would not like to see… her lesbian kisses, however, I would like to see; so, Tila, keep it up.

With Love, Meg

I would pay that much for her
You won’t get your eyesight back after this one
Pregnant cleavage rules
AnnaLynne McCord Says “Go Deep. No, Deeper! I Said Deeper!”
Jennifer Aniston should live in this forever

Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks

Tags: kissing, Tila Tequila

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Posted By: Shawn On: January 5, 2009
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This guy I know was at a really bad New Year’s Eve party. There was one hot chick there. From what he tells me, this chick sauntered up to him and asked if he had anyone to kiss at midnight. He replied, “No.” To which she offered a New Year’s Eve “nibble” rather than a kiss with a stranger. Of course, he got very excited at the idea of some nibbling. Well, at midnight, the chick danced her way to his side, went for his ear, turned at the last second and bit down on his bicep. I would’ve punched the bitch. Happy New Year a week late. Click my links.

With Love, Meg

You should make out, not fight
Best game of darts ever.
Crotch shot
I personally think it’s rather good
Boobies!

Posted in: Meet The V-Listers

Tags: Kourtney Kardashian, Legs, Sexy

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Posted By: Shawn On: January 2, 2009
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Kristin Cavallari is not famous. In fact, the only fame she has is from about 5 years ago when she was a lame-o character on the MTV show, Laguna Beach. She’s only famous because she’s hot. Yup. That’s it. It’s true though, famous or not, I don’t know a single person that wouldn’t bend her over and pull her hair for a bit.

With Love, Meg

More Kristin bikini
Not sexy fat bikini
Ugly face bikini
Hot cleavage bikini
Hot butt bikini

Posted in: Meet The V-Listers

Tags: Bikini, Kristin Cavallari

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Posted By: Shawn On: January 2, 2009
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Shawn is back, which means that I won’t be writing on Vanity Spy like I used to. It’s not that I don’t want to, it’s that I’m sick and tired of picking up the slack for him. In fact, I’m tired of picking up the slack for a lot of people. Meghan’s New Year’s Resolution - Stop picking up the slack for the slackers. Done and done. Here is Fergie. She is ugly. Happy New Year.

With Love, Meg

Why isn’t she topless again?
Oh hai there, butter-face.
Thank god I missed this
Nipples!
Yup. I’d do her.

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Posted By: Shawn On: December 29, 2008
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I like tiny bikinis. They tend to move to the side or slip off and you really get the most bang for your buck when you keep an eye on some bikini clad hooker who is wearing a suit one size too small. What really amazes me is Elle Macpherson is still semi-hot at 45-years-old. Seriously, I’d hit it and so would you. Who are we kidding? These photos were snapped today off the coast of Australia. Click my links and her bikini will magically disappear.

Naomi Campbell is in a bikini with some rich white dudes
Jesus is fighting with Michael Lohan and it is an epic battle
Prince Harry is picking up some hotties at the beach
Some chick who used to be hot a long time ago is dead
Britney Spears makes a New Years Resolution that isn’t ‘don’t die’

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, VS Bikini Madness

Tags: Bikini, Elle MacPherson

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Posted By: Shawn On: December 29, 2008
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Jennifer Ellison is some British chick who likes attention. We should give her that attention by staring at these sexy photos for awkwardly long periods of time. I’m going to look at picture 5 below for 17 minutes. Starting now. For every link below that remains unclicked, a child in Africa will die.

Lindsay Lohan proves she’s not totally a lesbian…
Salma Hayek is smoking a cigarette and she looks kinda hot doing so
Heather Mills gets a naked spray tan from her nanny
Music. Music. Music. Music. Music.
Letterman’s Top 10 George Bush Moments

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, Meet The V-Listers

Tags: Jennifer Ellison, Sexy

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